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Ingredients
- 1 elephant
- salt and pepper to taste
Method
- Take elephant.
- Add salt and pepper to taste.
- Simmer over a slow fire for 4 weeks.
- This will serve 3,468 people.
- If more are expected, add 1 rabbit, but do this only if absolutely necessary; most people don't like to find a hare in their stew!