Ingredients 1 medium-sized elephant40 gal. brown gravy50 gal. apple cider2 rabbitsMethodCut the elephant into bite-size pieces.Marinate in lots of apple cider.Add enough brown gravy to cover.Spice to taste. Coo...Learn More

Ingredients 1 medium size elephant2 rabbits (optional)salt and pepper to tastelots of brown gravyMethodCut elephant into small bite sized pieces.This will take about 2 months.Add enough brown gravy to cover and...Learn More

Ingredients 1 medium elephantbrown gravyMethodCut elephant into bite-sized pieces.This should take about 2 months.Add enough brown gravy to cover and cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks, at 450°....Learn More

Ingredients 1 elephant2 rabbits (optional)salt and pepper to tastebrown gravy (lots)MethodCut elephant into small bite-size pieces.This will take about 2 months.Add enough brown gravy to cover.Cook over kerosen...Learn More

Ingredients 1 medium elephant2 (50 gallon) containers broth500 lbs assorted fresh vegetables, chopped2 rabbits (optional)MethodCut elephant into bite-size pieces.This takes about 2 months.Using large kettles, s...Learn More

Ingredients 1 elephantsalt and pepper to tasteMethodTake elephant.Add salt and pepper to taste.Simmer over a slow fire for 4 weeks.This will serve 3,468 people.If more are expected, add 1 rabbit, but do this on...Learn More

Ingredients 1 medium sized elephant500 lb. potatoes50 bushels carrots50 stalks celery1 rabbitMethodCut elephant into 1-inch cubes and cook in a very large pot. Stew two days and add potatoes, carrots and celery...Learn More

Ingredients 1 elephant2 c. pepper2 c. saltMethodCut elephant into 1-inch cubes, frequently adding pinches of salt and pepper (this should take approximately 72 days).Add enough gravy to cover.Cook over kerosene...Learn More

Ingredients 1 medium sized elephantsaltpepperbrown gravy (to cover)2 rabbits (optional)MethodCut elephant into bite sized pieces.Add brown gravy and cook 14 hours at 456°.This will serve 3,800 people.If more ar...Learn More

Ingredients 1 elephantlots of carrots, potatoes and onionssalt and pepper to taste2 rabbits (optional)MethodCut up elephant into bite size pieces.You may need the whole family to help you.Add water to cover.Add...Learn More

Ingredients 1 medium elephant2 rabbits (optional)brown gravysalt and pepper to tasteMethodWash elephant and cut into bite size pieces.Add enough brown gravy to cover.Cook slowly at 465° about 4 weeks.Yields 4,0...Learn More

Ingredients 1 medium size elephantbrown gravy2 rabbits (optional)salt and pepperMethodCut the elephant into small, bite size pieces. Salt and pepper to taste.Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene ...Learn More