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Ingredients

  • 1 elephant (a tender, medium size one makes the best stew)
  • 2 rabbits (optional)
  • salt and pepper

Method

  • Cut the elephant into small, bite size pieces.
  • It is best to start this well in advance of the anticipated company.
  • Add enough brown gravy to cover.
  • Simmer over a kerosene fire for about 4 weeks or until tender.
  • This will serve 3,839 people (if they are not gluttons).
  • If more guests are expected, the 2 rabbits may be added.